Unless you have been living under a rock your entire life, you know that wood patio furniture is the best kind of patio furniture. Plastic patio furniture, though inexpensive, breaks at the slightest breeze. Aluminum patio furniture is harder to break, but ask anyone with sense, and they will tell you that it is the tackiest of all patio furniture's. Not only that, but the common folding variety has a bad habit of pinching anything that gets in it's way. It's best to avoid these two varieties of patio furniture all together. "But what," you may ask, "does that leave for me to choose from, for my outdoor seating and entertaining needs?" Why, dear reader, only the the king of patio furniture materials. I speak of course, of the finest substance ever to be made into outdoor seating. Wood.
Now you may have known that wood was the best material for patio furniture, and that patio furniture made out of any other substance is not worth having, but did you know that all teak furniture is not made equal? Well, whether you did or not makes no difference, because that is in fact the case. All wood patio furniture was not created equal. You might think that cedar patio furniture is the best, because of it's smell, and you would be wrong. By the time you put a protective coat of varnish on that cedar wood patio furniture, the smell will be completely covered. Perhaps you thought that pine was the most suitable wood for outdoor patio furniture, but you'd be wrong again. Maybe you thought that wicker was the best? Well it's not even really wood, it's just plant stems woven together. It looks like I will just have to tell you.
The answer is teak patio furniture. Teak wood patio furniture is the best of all the wood patio furniture's. Teak wood patio furniture is hard, yet not so hard that it is brittle. Teak wood patio furniture has so many wonderful qualities that it boggles the imagination. In fact, I think I need to go lie down now, because the awesome glory of teak wood patio furniture has given me a splitting headache.